May 2013
zuzukelsey:
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED...
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
“I know simply that the sky will last longer than I.”
– Albert Camus (via considerthishippie)
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
April 2013
laugh-addict:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
trillow:
can’t wait till we stop assigning gender to clothing and everyone starts wearing mage robes instead to increase their magicka
